Rules and Guidelines for Submission of Items
- All submissions must have a picture of the item in question.
- Every item submitted must cost under $26.
- Don’t inflammatory, overly negative, racist, sexist, or unpleasant. If we feel you are being a douche, we will smack you with the discipline stick.
- Items on sale for $26 or less will be deleted them as soon as the sale is over, or more likely, simply not accepted as submissions.
- We generally like to have a single page for each item. In the event that there are two different pages based on the same item, we will monitor them both for a period of time and remove the less popular page and point it to the more popular page. Popularity will be judged on social media signals, page-views, and which one we like more.
- Affiliate links are fine by us as long as they are abide by all rules related to the associated affiliate program. Also do us a favor and keep them tasteful and minimal.
- Ebay auctions will not be accepted as submissions.
- Etsy submissions must be tagged as such. These will be monitored, and as soon as the item is no longer available, we will delete the submission.
- We reserve the right to refuse and delete any submission that is overtly racist, sexist, or otherwise offensive.
- We reserve the right to edit or delete any and all submissions made to the site for any reason.
- We reserve the right to remove any affiliate links put in place for any reason.
- Here is the space where we will put in anything else we can think of in the future.
- We have currently stopped the competition, it was being gamed by a select few and until we can find a way to prevent this it stays suspended.
- Here is a picture of my dogs. Aren’t they cute!
