For years now I have wanted to move to Hyrule. The real world sucks. I can’t hit chickens with a sword. I can’t get that freaking boomerang to ever actually come back to me. And my sack is never ever going filled to the brim with money, to the point where I am forced to go and kill a massive Dragon to use his scrotum as a bigger wallet.
Hyule is a much simpler place.
I think the only way I am ever going to be able to shower myself in money a-la Scrooge McDuck is if I populate my living room with these Zelda Rupee Pillows from Etsy. These would actually be preferable to actual money, because I imagine that these would be a lot softer on the old noggin than actual coins.
Man, I guess I never really realised how much of a bad-ass Scrooge McDuck was.
These things have a tendency to sell quickly, so be sure to check etsy here regularly to see what’s available, and if nothing is there take a quick look over at Amazon.
How many pillows will you get for 15$
Looks like all the $15 dollar ones are sold out =(