Blue Rock Candy


This is by far the purest, most chemically sound product on the market, anywhere. You could charge twice the current rate for this stuff and your customers would pay it, hands down. You know why? Cause it kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape.

If you don’t know what the hell I am gibbering about you should go and watch Breaking Bad right now.

Here is quote from Jesse “Bitch” Pinkman that somehow seems applicable here:

Did you know that there’s an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It’s the government, jack. Even government doesn’t care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches ’cause I love hot dogs.

So in other words, this would be the perfect candy to be served at your Breaking Bad finale party.

While looking at this page, I saw the following “Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought” and I got a little bit concerned that some of you are taking this thing a little bit too seriously.

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