However excited you and I may get over cracking open another bottle of wine, our excitement is nothing compared to this guys love of opening a new bottle!
Seriously, I have never seen a guy get THIS excited about wine before.
This well endowed fellow is more than happy to help you pop open whatever you want, whenever you want, no matter how much wine you have both previously had. He wont go soft after a couple of bottles and then fake a headache to cover his shame at not being able to open any more bottles.
Dick jokes aside, this is a truly unique gift for all the wine and penis lovers out there.
If wine isn’t your style, how about one of his brothers? They are more than willing to help you pop open your poison of choice.