Scarface Garden Gnome

scarface garden gnome

Never before have the words “Say Hello to my little friend” been quite as appropriate as this. Firstly because he is a cute little gnome, and secondly because it is engraved right there on the base of this Scarface Garden Gnome. See, it wasn’t just an excuse for lazy puns… it was also an excuse for lazy writing.

This little fellow stands at nine and a half inches tall and will guard your garden from even the most determined underwear gnome trying to steal your panties for profit.

Remember kids, corporations are great and are only huge because of their wonderful contributions to the world. Like Starbucks coffee, it is only famous because it tastes so good.

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