?h? ?th?r, more fun t??? ?f m??t rub
??w m?n? t?m?s h?s th? f?ll?w?ng s??n?r?? h????n?d t? ??u? Y?u w?k? u? l?t? ?nd h?v? t? ??m?r?ss ??ur m?rn?ng r?ut?n? ?nt? ? m?tt?r ?f m?nut?s. ?n ?rd?r t? g?t f?d ?nd ?l??n, ??u sh?w?r ?nd ??t br??kf?st ?t th? s?m? t?m?. Y?u ?l?s? ??ur ???s t? ?r?v?nt s??? fr?m g?tt?ng ?n, ?nd l?th?r u?. ??? b?d ??u gr?bb?d s?m? b???n ?nst??d ?f th? s???; n?w ??u ?r? ?v?n gr??s??r th?n b?f?r? ??ur sh?w?r. Y?u f??l n?st?, but sm?ll d?l????us. ?nd th?t’s h?w ??u h?v? t? g? t? w?rk. ?ust th?nk: ?f ??u h?d s?m? ????n ???? ??u ??uld h?v? th?t s??nt ?f b???n, w?th?ut r?sk?ng ?ll th? m??r?b?s ?ss????t?d w?th rubb?ng ??ur n?k?d b?d? w?th r?w ??rk ?r?du?ts.
?nd n?w ??u f?n?ll? ??n h?v? th?t ????n ???? ??u’v? l?ng?d f?r ?ll th?s? ???rs. ?t’s m?rbl?d l?k? r??l b???n. ?t sm?lls l?k? r??l b???n. ?nd wh?l? ?t d??sn’t t?st? l?k? r??l b???n (trust us), ?t sur? d??s ? b?d? g??d. ? d?rt? b?d?, th?t ?s. ???k u? ? f?w b?rs f?r ??u ?nd ??ur fr??nds. ???h b?r ?f ????n ???? ??m?s ?n ? r?tr?, m?t?l t?n, wh??h m?k?s ?t l??k gr??t n??r ??ur s?nk ?nd ??rf??t f?r g?ft g?v?ng. ????n ???? – b???us? b???n b?l?ngs ?n ??ur b?th!
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