Well, it finally happened, Bacon has now completed its take over of the world by weaselling itself onto our Christmas Trees this year. Good job Bacon.
It is well-known that Bacon is for sycophants and products of incest, and it is with that in mind that we merrily decorate our Christmas tree this year with a Hog flavoured candy cane. That does sound a little bit “keep it in the family” red neck style doesn’t it. Maybe I should start calling my Uncle’s by Dad one by one and see what sticks
And now, in the spirit of the season, I shall depart with a line from the greatest Bacon of them all, Sir Francis Bacon.
”For a crowd is not company, and faces are but a gallery of pictures; and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love.”
Yeah, Merry Christmas.