Safety Towel

Never again shall you face the ignoble task of drying your face with the contents of your ass. Get it right every single time. Or something like that.

The bachelor typically lives a solitary life, washing as little as possible and eating only when they must. This will save the bachelor even more uncustomary washing by allowing them to wallow in their filth for just a little bit longer.

Washing be damned.

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